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Rytek · #51 August 21st, 2008, 07:34 PM

When you call your god back there is a decent chance that some of the afflictions won't be there. Most times with 4 afflictions at death it will come back with 2 with a "call god". So, if you are lucky you may come back healed of the nastiest of the afflictions. And you may need the luck. With your awake god dead You are vulnerable to being rushed by an aggresive neighbor...

Ershalim · #52 August 21st, 2008, 08:46 PM

The Great Old Man King of Agartha was sad to hear that one of his old war buddies was killed. He wasn't entirely sure who he was sad for, but he told the public relations committee to send our deepest sympathies.

*Patpat* There, there.

James243 · #53 August 22nd, 2008, 01:03 AM

Hmmm...well, thanks Agartha! And thanks for the help Rytek...

I am now diseased, the effect of which seems to be to generate further afflictions (I figure losing 2hp per turn isn't a big deal in an SC, particularly in his own dominion.

Is diseased also an afflication? Will he come back diseased?

Rytek · #54 August 22nd, 2008, 01:15 AM

Yes, its an affliction. Disease is probably one of the ones you would hope would be gone when your pretender returned.

Ershalim · #55 August 22nd, 2008, 07:31 PM

Ah, disease. The people of Agartha know it well. Our Prophet is diseased. He frequents the bars a bit too often, we think. But the Old Man King would like to point out that it's not an age thing. He can still whomp on little whippersnappers.

Jazzepi · #56 August 22nd, 2008, 07:47 PM

Still looking for that ring of water breathing. The people of Bogarus are skilled in construction if you want something made in return.

Jazzepi

Ershalim · #57 August 23rd, 2008, 09:27 PM

The very great and wise Old Man King spoke to his small cultist country of Agartha this day. It was slightly after 2 in the afternoon, as that's when most of the population would be up after the nation-wide kegger they'd thrown in celebration of the defeat of the archer-ridden provinces of the north.

He told them, "the Silent Fish peoples creep ever closer to our borders, and if we aren't vigilant, it'll be like the great tomato famine of aught 4!"

The people of Agartha, unnerved by this, demanded to know what was to be done.

The Old Man King, in all his infinite wisdom, responded that, "a bicycle won't get you through them pearly gates."

It was then the people of Agartha knew fear.

Rytek · #58 August 24th, 2008, 02:45 AM

Hah, nice bless Mictlan.

Calahan · #59 August 24th, 2008, 10:12 AM

What can I say, I'm a sucker for the classics

Ershalim · #60 August 24th, 2008, 05:45 PM

The Old Man King seeks advice from the other pretenders of the world. His vast armies of blind men with sticks were thwarted by huge hordes of barbarians with heavy/light infantry and crossbows.

This setback has made his plans of a trampoline garden fizzle. He was most irritable and demanded that the entire army intelligence division to be flogged. In the interest of preventing more innocent blind men and women from being flogged -- what exactly would YOU do when confronted by 60/70 of those ruffians? They're scallawags, even!