MP: Methadone - running

[jimkehn]

I'm happy to hear that I am not the only one to have a crappy start......

And then I read LA Man's mages are not affected by Drain. Jeez.....wish I'da known that when I built my pretender!!!!!

[lwarmonger]

You know, it really does seem that Gath is turning into a world beater here. We should all be suspicious of him!

[vfb]

Originally Posted by lwarmonger

You know, it really does seem that Gath is turning into a world beater here. We should all be suspicious of him!

Well, that's a nice castle you've built for yourself this past summer, Ermor. Gath wishes we could afford one of those! Instead we must pay our troops well to fight the hordes of knights and barbarians that seem to have taken a liking to our city in the sands.

[archaeolept]

those knights are actually questing for a holy relic - do not bother them, and I'm sure they will leave on their own accord soon enough. I am also able to relay gifts and alms for the cause, so that you can help them in their holy work, as I am no doubt sure you wish.

[vfb]

He Who Is Named Brian think otherwise... those dastardly knights brought their wives and children and concubines and aunts and uncles and entire extended families along. It appears they have already got their holy relic, at least that's what they told us, and they intend to make their stay permanent.

[lwarmonger]

Hmm... so Marignon is waging a little holy war perhaps? Ermor approves! Those dastardly giants must be eliminated by any and all means necessary.

[lwarmonger]

And Ermor doesn't have much money... therefore most of it must be invested in castles. Fortunately those who are (to borrow your phrase) "elan challenged" do not require payment.

[lwarmonger]

I notice that Gath, true to its aggressive, evil, giant form has infringed on Ermorian territory. This unprovoked aggression must stop!

[vfb]

May the forked tongues of the undead rot and fall from their horrid, decaying skulls!

Gath has invaded no lands held by the Ermorian menace. We have merely liberated independent provinces, so their inhabitants may live peacefully under our kind and just management. We have warred with no other nations in this world.

Gath hereby warns Ermor to cease and desist their incessant spreading of vicious and cruel falsehoods, or Gath will declare war on the unholy nation of Ermor, wherever it may reside.

-- He Who Is Named Brian, Prophet of He Who Must Not Be Named

[archaeolept]

ermorian province? the people of that land clearly have an ancient and hallowed root in the marignonian empire; we consider them more like prodigal sons and daughters, and expect that they will soon enough express their desire to be reunited with their true faith and kith.