Joker: new game, new theme, HA Ha ha - Page 17

Mithras · #**161** November 10th, 2008, 01:21 PM

MacFlavius will say only this:
Our burgers are made only of the finest vestal virgins. Yes they are the shadow virgin rejects but we use them

and we only put a few of the dead shadow virgins in there.
Hey Ryleh we outsource most of our production to you, what are you complaing about?

Bwaha · #**162** November 10th, 2008, 01:35 PM

Its not a complaint, its a health warning. We want our future subjects to have healthy Brains.

Bwaha · #**163** November 11th, 2008, 12:39 PM

Hey Starshine, I thought you were attacking me this turn. Did you reconsider your war of aggression? Well no worries. We will prosecute your leaders for crimes against Ichyidity. No longer will you enslave helpless marine life.

Mithras · #**164** November 11th, 2008, 01:31 PM

Ermor has found that 80% of MacFlavius production is in Ry'leh, lobotomized workers are better than zombies for some strange reason. In addition to this Ry'leh is our chief and only importer of brains.
Therefore we have drawn up a few agreements with the tentacled people.
It goes like this, if they get into a scrap with anyone else we accuse them of having weapons of mass distruction and dissolve any NAPs with them. And vice versa of course.

Oh and Atlantis to seal the deal Ermor will join the slaps stick routine. (NAP dissolved turn 24, the zombies march over your border on turn 27

)

Who doesn't like to see a guy in a robe trip over himself? Even better when he has pie in his eye...

On a related note MacFlavius is now dumping huge amounts of Virgin Burgers into sea provinces known to belong to Atlantis... *Waits for Atlantis to become addicted to fast food and obese* Eat up while you can!

Bwaha · #**165** November 13th, 2008, 12:51 AM

We have decided to send the Traitor King to try to convince the working class of Atlantis that our rule is much more benign. We will be a gentle ruler, in fact their taxes will go down for awhile. Due to a new secret sauce they will live a longer more productive life. This is why the corporate decision was made to flood the markets of Atlatis with the original formula of Macflavious burgers. Enjoy.

PS. On a note of the weird, a vastness attacked the guy looking in the void gate, and my guy won, ran the bugger off, heh, first time I seen that.

Bwaha · #**166** November 13th, 2008, 02:07 PM

Guys, look at the oldest joke book:
http://publishing.yudu.com/Library/A...dest-Joke-Book

Bwaha ha ha.

Starshine_Monarch · #**167** November 13th, 2008, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwaha

We have decided to send the Traitor King to try to convince the working class of Atlantis that our rule is much more benign. We will be a gentle ruler, in fact their taxes will go down for awhile. Due to a new secret sauce they will live a longer more productive life. This is why the corporate decision was made to flood the markets of Atlatis with the original formula of Macflavious burgers. Enjoy.

After a series of rather... intensive negotiations, the Traitor, one Executive Shadhul Ummush, ultimately failed to convince the loyalist Atlantians to go through with the merger.

The sharks however, thought the burgers were delicious and are coming back for more.

Bwaha · #**168** November 14th, 2008, 01:35 PM

I've decided to coin a new usage of a English word. Dramatized, to be used when your significant other turns off the TV and turns on you.

On a lighter note, did you guys look at the oldest joke book? I was troubled that you have to pay to see the whole thing. I think I will pay the 8 bucks to have it. I spent awhile looking at ancient humor, to be specific Roman humor. Gads, those guys played rough. I was going to use it in this game but I found that it was just too rude to be suitable. Crucification jokes are not funny. I will continue to try to dust off some old jokes for your amusement.

Gregstrom · #**169** November 14th, 2008, 03:16 PM

Here's a classic:

Q: What's the difference between a duck?

A: One of it's legs are both the same!

It may have lost some of its edge over the last couple of millennia.

Bwaha · #**170** November 14th, 2008, 06:30 PM

My ex is quite a drama queen, and I'm feeling a little sad. I guess I'm suffering a little post-dramatic stress disorder.

Some one seeing a picture of Laconians being
killed by Athenians, observed, "Brave fellows,
these Athenians." "On canvas," interposed a
Laconian.

An orator of Athens said to Demosthenes, "The Athenians will kill you if they are in a rage." Demosthenes replied, "And they will kill you if they are in the right mind."

Agesilaus, intending to march through Macedonia,
sent to ask the king of that country whether
he intended to receive him as a friend or an
enemy. " I will consider," he replied. "Then,"
said the Spartan, "do you think about it, and
we meanwhile will commence our march." The
king very soon sent a message : "Come as a
friend."