Joker: new game, new theme, HA Ha ha

[Tifone]

Now that you said about this, you made me remember some ancient oriental art images of women having intercourses with octopuses I have seen in a general culture magazine (hey, yeah, really, I swear that was a culture one... and yeah, definitively I didn't need to know that )


This makes me say... what the h3ll is happening between Atlantis and T'ien Ch'i???

[Gregstrom]

Meanwhile, outside the world of tentacles...

This month a mob of Bandar mafiosi crossed the borders of sovereign Machakan territory, intent on pillage. They promptly kneecapped a crew of spear-waving villagers and announced they were in control of the entire province. It is believed that they were members of an elite squad called the Cosy Nostrils, whose motto is "sticks and stones may break your bones, so why use words?"

The next morning, all senior Machakan officials remaining in the province found spider's heads on the pillow beside them. In some cases it took a lot of searching - we would advise the Bandars to use the heads of giant spiders in future.

[Bwaha]

The kind Ermorian empire has kindly offered us the usage of their lands for a government in exile. We accept with thanks.


Heres a cool Hubble shot, I think it looks like a bear.

[Mithras]

Meanwhile in Ermor the high ups are busy preparing to go to ground, after a string of spectacular defeats and phyrric victories, plans are being drawn up to shift the leading powers into the next dimension, a few of the slightly madder mages are considering pushing the big red button. The licters are sharpening their blades and protesters are marching under the slogan of "Bring our bane lords home!"

We apologise for the confusion, brains are becoming hard to come by as the delegates from Ry'leh lobotomize our peasants and our leadership is starting to eat them through shear nerves, which isn't helping.

Long live George, oh and I gotta say I love the spider gag, brilliant!

[Gregstrom]

As the Bandar horde pushed westward into more Machakan territory, they encountered a picket line of warriors blocking their way. "Nice looking province, this," said the lead Bandar. "It'd be a shame if it were to... burn down, don't you think?"

Oh, the irony.
Oh, the simianity!

The ashes will be returned to the deceased's relatives in due course.

Machaka would like to ask the Bandar government why, if they have decided to stop Markata deliveries, there are several hundred rather inconveniently delivering themselves to our northern border. They aren't in the normal packaging, and none of them have been franked. I hope that doesn't mean we have to pay the postage.

[Tifone]

Abysia's shopping-mania is not over yet! 18 b-slaves or 200 gold to anyone interested in selling us a Thirstle Mace! (Unconfirmed off-the-record voices say that the head Warlock has a new fiancèe who particularly likes the creative use of this kind of spiky things in private...)

[Gregstrom]

We weren't aware your head warlock was in a relationship with our Pretender...

[Tifone]

"Oh... ehm... don't worry! I'm going to marry her!! And hey, look behind you! A three-headed monkey!! It's Bandar Log!"

*escapes*

[Gregstrom]

So it was. You should have seen the size of the ones that got away, too. They were thiiiiis big...

Now that Flamegasm's arrived on the scene, is he going to preside over the wedding ceremony?

[Bwaha]

Starshine asked for a delay thru this weekend.