Joker: new game, new theme, HA Ha ha - Page 23

Tifone · #**221** December 9th, 2008, 04:41 AM

...You guys still alive, ya?

Ylvali · #**222** December 9th, 2008, 05:45 AM

Are you asking Ermor?

Tifone · #**223** December 9th, 2008, 06:09 AM

Lol, I admit the bad choice of words

Digress · #**224** December 9th, 2008, 07:07 AM

We C'tissians have an itch that just refuses to clear up by itself. Ummm ... and are we at war with anyone ?

Anyway back to rolling around in a pile of cash only a large number of stale turns, apparent peace and tip top scales can buy. Wheeee ... wheeee ... anyone want to sell us anything ? You know for the holiday season ...

Mithras · #**225** December 9th, 2008, 11:33 AM

Ermor is willing to sell a minority share in McFlavius... And to dispel any myths our share prices are not falling, and even if they were it has nothing to do with bad business decisions around the merger with Ry'leh or hostile actions by Atlantis... Buy Ermorian goods, because we are the best!(and we have a huge trade defecit to clear up but you don't know that

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Mithras · #**226** December 9th, 2008, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gregstrom

Hmm. What are you offering here? I may be interested.

two death gems for a 1% share in Macflavius... a majority share (51%) means you can make excutive decisions... we will accept a maximum of 98 death gems total through these transactions

Gregstrom · #**227** December 9th, 2008, 07:27 PM

I'd expect a substantial annual dividend and a seat on the board of directors if I made a substantial investment.

Starshine_Monarch · #**228** December 9th, 2008, 11:31 PM

What a time for Bwaha to drop, just so he could avoid me threatening him into telling me how his Void Gate works. I think he may have a defective model.

After capturing the Void Gate, my Seers have tried for months to goad something into coming out, only to have their supervisor dragged through the gate by an invisible force after fighting back a tide of semi-sentient ichor of a color that defies description. We're not sure where he is now, or even if he's still alive. However, if you happen to spot a little old man in blue robes screaming, twitching and defecating uncontrollably, please do him a favor and put him out him out of his misery.

Tifone · #**229** December 10th, 2008, 05:40 AM

Yay, we've seen your old man around. We tried hard to put him out of his misery as you requested, with a very funny manhunt which lasted some days, but he finally disappeared once again in time and space.

He did, however, give us some childish drawing he made, for it to be delivered to you. Here it is.

Seems some kind of advice to you, not to play with higher stellar forces you can't fully comprehend, but simply it just says:

Ylvali · #**230** December 10th, 2008, 06:06 AM

One of our rishis, Amaropama, almost reached nirvana, but immediatly came back to earth complaining some annoying little human in blue robes was occupying the path to enlightment. Obviousvly the despiccable little baldy had been singing a rude song about some giant octopus while making obscene gestures, breaking the rishis concentration.

From this day Amoropama meditates with a markata dressed in blue robes imitating the blue robed man in front of him to prepare him for this ultimate trial. Many rishis have followed his example, and a new cult is being formed around this practice.

The markatas employed to wear the blue robes have taken on the custom to wear the robes all the time, forming a cult of their own, and are beginning to be feared and awed among their brethren. They are now leading groups of crazed markata in battle against the spider people, marching forward in the most obscene manner, screaming out their chant of the giant dirty octopussy that will swallow their enemies.