Hum. Resurrection in heretic lands ? So weird... I will have to cut two or three heads amongst my astrologers for they did not tell me anything about those irrational mysteries.
But this is not the purpose of my presence here.
I am here to claim, Lords and Ladies and Bachelorettes, that War has been declared upon Atlantis.
At last.
Yes ! 't was about foocking time. And y'a know, maybe it is already too late. The True God will give us some signs about our fate soon or late. Anyway, Plotin the Wise said once in his Enneades : "It was not the duty of the Gods to win in place of the peaceful. The Rule is that at war, one gains his people's life and safety through fight, not through prayers" (free translation from your miserable servant, please have mercy for my weaknesses in english
).
So, Ladies and Lords and Bachelorettes, the point is now that I invite you to join the Holy Crusade Against The Evils Shrimps (or Worse), for They are now so Powerful and Ugly and... well, you know... that we will for sure need help and troops and love (and whisky).
Hence, gifts, allies and any form of effective help on the field are critically welcome.
Do not be shy. Just sign here. It's going to be so fun !
Sincerely Yours,
Herode the Everthirsty, Astrodiplomat of Arcoscephale.