MP: Fame and Riches - game ended, Numahr - Agartha won!

[pakoito]

Ok, I'll behave.

[Anaconda]

From Johannes Kurkunkastaja to Nur-i Tagh, the Mountain Light;

a NAP is welcomed with joy!

[Deadnature]

To the monkey-people: Tien Chi agrees to a peace agreement, with one season as a warning time (NAP3).

- Du Qiunniang, the ridiculously beautiful prophet of Li Xue

[pakoito]

The monkey and the chinese are signing the peace, not knowing that the spider is crawling behind ♪♫ hihihahahiahiahhahahahaha

- Ctenophoros, the howling mad prophet.


PS: Ting-tang wala wala bing bang. HA!

[Deadnature]

Menaced by a van of the famed Red Guards, the independent princes of old have one by one submitted to the Empire's will, the will of the prophet Du Qiunniang, and indirectly, the will of Li Xue.

For Li Xue, the Goddess of Celestial wonder and Cosmic beauty works through her prophet, Du Qiunniang, who is likewise totally hot.

But now the Empires gifts of beauty and bureaucracy are reaching the frontiers of other nations, which has led to great political debate within the high courts.

In the seas lurk strange creatures that are neither man nor fish, and a monstrous two-headed Wrym has risen from their ranks to conquer the dry domains as well as wet. These creatures intentions are unknown, but their weaknesses are. All across the lands of Tien Chi menfolk are preparing their powerful bows to mow down any possible invasion by slimy-skinned abominations.

Moreover, with Du Qiunniang away from the Celestial City, the militant faction of the Red Guard, backed by the largess of the great alchemist Qin-shu-pao, have won out in the debate over what to do with the semi-barbarian people of Ulm:


A Red-caped rider approaches the Ulmish frontier and yells: "tells us where your capital is NOW!"


***


A Red-caped rider approaches the lands controlled by the great Wrym of R'lyeh. As he nears the border, for days this messenger has been plagued by horrible dreams of things that should not be. The scroll he delivers is crumpled and stained with sweat and the Red-caped figure is barely able to let go of his precious charge which is later found to bear the message:

Hello Wyrmie! Let's be friends! It seems you like to conquer things too! Lets talk about where to conquer so that we don't bump into each other. Also, how about peace for a bit? (NAP3)

- Du Qiunniang, the ridiculously beautiful prophet of Li Xue

[Numahr]

"And so, peace in our time shall not be. The tides of war shall flood the world until it is renewed, cleansed from mortals' sins."

East folk of Tien Chi and Sea folk of R'lyeh, you have set the Oracles' prophecy I have just quoted in motion. Can you control its consequences? Oracles see years of wars ahead, wars with weapons never seen in this era.

Nur'i Tagh, the Mountain Light
He who Read the Earth

[pakoito]

The snake greeeeeeetss the bureaucracy of T'ien C'hi and agreedsssss on a NAP 3 pact. Your delightful grace may fffffffind Ulm Castle in province 47.

Lord Aguadillas take no threatsssssss of the pale ones, prepare ffffor a 4-front war.

Lastly, I expect the kingdom of Machaka to ssssstart honoring the help they're received and help Tien Chi in our war against the Pale Ones. Province 34 issss a ssstart.

Big of the bang, last of the slimy, thunder of the seas, eater of eyeball and manchester united fan, Lord Aguadillas.

[Numahr]

Watery one,

Our Oracles did not make any threat, they were just sharing their thoughts with the world that war is coming to this world. We are a peaceful nation and although you dwell at the root of our palace, we did not decide to initiate war.

So we clearly state that although we are ready for war, we advise you to forget about your warmongering, and we are ready to forgive you this aggressive tone for this time, and live in co-existence.

Also note that we have a peace agreement with Machaka whom you ask for help??? We are even ready to sign one with you as well if you take the path of civilization.

To our other neighbors: our prophecy was not a declaration of war (in case it requires clarification). We will not interfere in the Ulmian war which does not concern Pale Ones - we simply wish the most righteous will emerge as a winner.

May wisdom come back to our lands - or may the Gods of the Past be witnesses that we tried to overcome burst of unjustified violence with cold blooded reaction.

Nur'i Tagh, the Mountain Light
on behalf of the Councillor of Gods

[pakoito]

Hhahehahhihaihihi oh lord Aguadillas is an Angry God one huh! I remember the old times preaching to mister Whiskers the Lion God. Well we didn't call him that to his face but that guy was such a pussycat. Tihihihihi forget our Lord Aguadillas, we'll feed him some human slaves and everything will be just fine. Ohhuhuhuhuhu I'm off to The Void, ciao meio amici.

- Ctenophoros, the howling mad prophet.

[earcaraxe]

A message to Johannes Kurkunkastaja who has only two hands, but still famously enlightened!

The Radja offers peace to the spider-people (one with the NAP3 code-name) and their most wise leaders. I have ordered Fordo Borgit, to turn sharply south and not intrude futher into your rightful territory.

awating ur undoubtedly wise answer

Dictatoress of Fashion, from Bandar