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FIRST ANUALLY pOT pIE FESTIVAL. hELD THE SAME TIME EACH yEAR, HERE IN................WRONG TEXT FILE!   AHEM!!!
WELCOME TO FOURTH EDITION OF THE LURK REPORT. Brought to by 
mlmbd  
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First up, 
DO NOT, I repeat, 
DO NOT drink cranberry juice N' Vodka, any brand. Chased with double shots of Cuervo GOLD. 
Tequilla, for 
less drunk or 
less informed! I don't care what she promises. You aren't going to remember
WHEW, OK!!!
GOOD DAY ONE AND ALL!!! Hope you are having, or will have a 
GREAT Friday!!
On to the 
NEWS; 
Might I add? Ofcource you can! 
THERE IS A TON OF NEWS this week!!!
First up, Canadian bashes Bush! ouch!! 
Francoise Ducros (communications director of Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien), in what I sure was an attempt to further Canada-U.S. Relations. Was quoted as referring to U.S. President George W. Bush as "a moron.". In Prague, at a NATO Summit Meeting this week.
From 
Shrapnel Games: Armored Task Force Patch v1.01 Released was on the 21-Nov. Wow!!! A patch after just one week. 
Impressive, to say the least!!! Garb the patch here; 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/News/
Update: Microsoft issues patch for serious security hole in IE. WOW, another problem with IE. There's a shocker!!
Fall COMDEX 2002 is being held in Las Vegas, Nevada, November 18-22. AH, I see you there. Some of you are asking yourselves, "what the fudge is COMDEX". So for your peace of mind. 
COMDEX is the universal IT marketplace that unites technology buyers and sellers Online and in person. An 
COMDEX stands for: 
Computer 
Dealers 
Exposition. There you have it. Are you glad you asked??
NOW, on to the 
FORUMS.
Rags, has added to, the eagerly awaited next chapter to his story the 
Hevordah Imperium. Read the newest chapter here: 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007148 
This a 
MUST read. It is, shall I say; truely 
"Historic". And 
RAGS, I will be keeping an eye on 
YOU!!
Suicide Junkie's, Official Image Mod is ongoing changes. Get all the 
PIC'S and 
Info here; (
GRAB them while you can) 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=004545
The 
Image Mod is huge, I mean 
HUGE. So be huge, too!
Babylon 5 a bit more to your liking. Great mod, by the way! Check out the latest info on the 
Babylon 5 Mod, right here,
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=004079
You will not be sorry you did!
If you love playing 
SEIV using fighters I have just the thing for you. There is an ongoing discussion about 
Emissive Armour/Fighter Stacking here! 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=005291
Check it out. Could help your game play.
sachmo (Who is felling better, by the way) Has made his latest addition to 
Rise of the Remorhaz Society. Great reading!! Check the ongoing story here; 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=006002 
You really need to read this.
Find out if the 
"Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina" is going to be closed or destroyed. Check it here; 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=006184 
Check it out. Go on. I will be here after you catch up. If you don't you won't know.
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007161
The 
SE Universe Ladder is waiting for you. 
YES, YOU, to join here; 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007161
Atrocities, is working on a mod; 
New Star Trek Mod . He is still accepting BETA testers. Up for a challenge and helping with a 
NEW mod. Click n this link:
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007449  You will be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad you did!!
The 
Encyclopedia Malfadorica (Wiki), needs your input. Make your submissions or comments (at once) here:
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007304
You could be part of setting a standard!!! Don't miss it!
Imperator Fyron, has the Fyron's Quadrant Mod (new Deluxe v2.00 available). He is up to something. I don't exacly what. But 
YOU could by clicking on the mouse 
NOW
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=006034
OH, when you find out what 
Imperator Fyron is up to, could you get back to me with that info. That will really take a load off my mind!! 
THANKS, ahead of time!
There is a discussion on the 
Junkyard Mod, here; 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=006700
Pretty racy stuff there!
Fueling wonders, or problems. Get an answer to it. Or give you input here: 
Fast ships are fuel hogs?
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007457
dumbluck, has been tinkering with his
New Mod: The Art of War Mod;
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=005435
You need to know. Don't you??
Unknown_Enemy made a truely amazing addition to 
History of the Galaxy II. You will be amazed. So, go for it here; 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007098
Don't forget who sent you. It is getting close to the 
Holidays!
Matryx, mod 
The Unofficial Space Empires 4 Mod Utility V2.23 has some changes in the works. Get your 
FIX here; 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007367
Always nice to see people tweaking there stuff!!
Poor, 
mlmbd  
 [/b]'s Advise thread is sooooooooooooooooo 
LONELY. So drop in and perk yourself up at; 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007436
TheProgrammer, is looking for 
YOU. He is making a 
full new Expansion Pack! He also desires 
YOUR help with it. Sign onboard right here; 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007465
One day there could be an 
Expansion Pack with your name on it!! Gives you chills, doesn't it. 
Expansion Pack design by 
YOUR NAME!! Awesome thought!
Hitch Hiker's Guide, there is a great discussion ongoing at: 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007363
Only the Doctor knows. Unless you check it out!
Space Empires Haiku, Read it, or supply some yourself! Available here; 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=002876
Secret Project Alpha, will anyone actually find out 
JUST what it is?? Find out here; 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007362
Need or want some info on 
RAM utilities, OS or comments. Do that here; 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007259
AI DEAD MATCH CONTEST!, run by 
Master Belisarius. Has had a few surprises. Get the 
updated contest results here! 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007409
See how your favorite AI is doing!
Drop in here for links to test your connection speed;
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007482
Mr. Uplift Mofo is looking for a few good men/women for his 
NEW PBW: NEW DAWN here; 
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=007439
Inlist 
NOW. Don't wait to be drafted!
COMMENTARY; Art is an amazing thing. Everyone has an opinion. No matter the back ground they are from. It it not measured or appreciated by the level of ones educational level, or academic pursuits. It simple is what is, one individuals perception, if you will one persons vision, into the soul of his model. It make no difference what or who the model is. It maybe a landscape, a sculpture, a still life, a photographic image of anything or an abstract design. It is this view, that artist gives to us! Like I said it (Art) is amazing, in any form. So have, by all means have your opinions. Please do. But also try not to be little the art. Or the artist. After all, they did supply us with their vision! A beautiful thing, from where I sit. I 
apologize for length. But I 
Thank You, for listing!!
Anyone that wants an avatar, just let me know!
So for 
NOW, This is; 
mlmbd  
  , Signing off till next we meet!!
I "
THANK YOU", And I bid you 
WELL!!
RAGS(1767 to go...)