OT - Tigg-scoff birthday party

[dogscoff]

the reformed members of Queen launch into "We will rock you"

Umm... some of the members of queen will require more reforming than others, if you know what I mean. Maybe you got hold of some authentic genetic material for the auto-cloner...

With a fanfare, the preliminary bouts of the FBW tag-wrestling begin. Four fully oiled FBWs begin writhing around at the bottom of the honey-pit, with one of the delightful Cue Cappan girls from Madame Ooloo's acting as referee. The crowd goes silent at the spectacle, and Dogscoff has to physically restrain Tigga, who is ready to use the diving board straight away. "Save it for later, mate. Trust me, it will be worth it..."