OT - Tigg-scoff birthday party

[Growltigga]

the camera pans across a marble tiled bedroom the size of a small aircraft hangar, a superb super-king-sized bed with white satin sheets sits pride of place.

The bed is currently occupied by a gaggle of naked beauties who are looking askance toward the en-suite bathroom door...

the silence is broken by horrible wretching noises, magnified by the pristine stonework of the bathroom, 'hucka hucka hucka hucka bluurrrghh buick buick buick buick bllooorrrrrhhhhgg snivel groooooaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr'

Yep, in true party stle, Tigga had 'minesweeped' everybody else's drinks at the end of the do