What do you call a male ladybug?
A: A Bug-her
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
A: Transparent!
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
A: The Chef!
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?
A: They looked over at the sundial!
Which is the other side of the street?
A: The Opposite one!
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
A: Because he didn't know they were there!
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
A: To be sure you don't die of complications!
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Good Question!
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
A: Because it's a NoseBeard!
I hope this sets your mind clear!
[ February 14, 2003, 18:51: Message edited by: Day-Vid ]
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