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Old January 9th, 2003, 08:43 AM
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Default Re: PBW Server is down - and back up again

Wow, these are serious withdrawal symptoms.

But guys, there are benefits to everything, if we are willing to look for it.

Now you can put all that time and energy which would be spend attacking an opponent into "attacking" your wives/girlfriends.

Well, "attack" may not exactly be a good word to use, but you know what I mean.

We just need to bit more subtle about it.

"What's going on Bob?"

"I just want to get to know you better!"

"Yes, but for three years you hardly noticed me and now you are all over me."

"Can I help it if I want you so bad!"

"You do?"

"Yes baby, I do!"

"Ohhhhhh Bob.

"Yes, baby."

Ohhhh Bob....more to the left."

"Oh yes, baby yes...."

Ring

"Oh, Oh, oh booooobbbb...."

Ring

"Oh baby, oh baby."

Telephone answering machine speaks, "Hey Bob! You there? With PBW down so long, us guys are going crazy not playing SE4. We are thinking of hooking up a few machines and...

Shriek....

Bob, barely makes it out of the bedroom alive.
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