Captain 'Tig, I have an idea for this Bar Trek thing: We divide the thread into episodes.
Each episode will Last for 100 Posts, and will have a name based on a crude mangling of a genuine Star Trek episode. In that time we have to have an adventure with some kind of plot to it. Along the way we'll kill a few red-shirts and generally do what we do best, but try to arrive at some kind of credible conclusion at the end of the 100 Posts.
Extra points if the story we come up with bears any resemblance at all to the real star trek (or bab5 or whatever) episode it is crudely named after.
If the Captain is in agreement we will continue recruiting until post number 100 in this thread, and then we can get on with (dramatic pause)
Bar Trek: The Pissed Generation
Episode 1: Encounter at Fart Point.
If all goes well then in a few thousand Posts we can all redesign our uniforms and make a hugely expensive and disappointing blockbuster film Version which completely screws up any semblance of continuity we used to posess