Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Power Man]

All right I'll be the Helmsman then, just so I can get a "Designated Driver" to sub for me on "party Night " when I want to raise some HEL- Man.
We can all still play Poker in the card room on Tuesdays, right??

Power Man takes the controls. "Lets see what this baby can do." He starts turning the ship this way and that. OK everybody lean to the left, Now Right, Now left again. WEE

Let's test out the weapons.
Power Man uses the "Yellow Alert" phasers to write his initials in the snow on a passing comet.

Where TO Captain ??

Raging Deadstar may be lurking in his UV lighted purple cloaked ship.

Rags may want to be the role of the "Re-occurring Rascal Rags."
I mean we may need some Villains to PUNish.