Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Gwaihir]

Lt. Gwai would be all for that, and volunteer to program them too, if only he were conscious.

But as far as the narrator knows, he is still unconscious on the bridge, in a growing puddle of allium-induced tears, with his Anti-Sniff device stuck on the shirt in his hand, waiting to be carted off to sickbay . . .

And, the narrator would like to ask everyone to stop mentioning those darn vegetables! a few times was fine, he set up a nice little stand and turned a bit of profit. But now he has RSII (repeated small impact injury), and a bad back from it, and yet everyone keeps making him say onions!!

*rrrrruuuummmmbbbble . . . "
Oh N-
*narrator is buried under a pile of his own stupidity*
muffle curses in every language ever used in stories (thats a lotta Languages!) pour forth . . . and thats a real problem, since most stories with narrators are for little kids.

-this message brought to you by the society for kindess to narrators

[ May 05, 2003, 06:22: Message edited by: Gwaihir ]