Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Power Man]

Power Man is a bit dazed by the rough Beam Back. He can’t seem to find his way to the bridge. It is all most like this is a different ship !!
He finally makes it back to his post.
He is surprised by what he finds. The controls are all Wrong! The ship speeds are Slow, Mince, Swish, Prance, Skip, and Scurry Away !!
The phaser settings are Warm, Fuzzy, Tickle, Pinch, and Slap !!
“I don’t even want to Think what the settings are for the PEE tube.”

Taking out his Comm unit Power Man calls the Captain. Captain Growltigga something is Not Right here.

I just heard a message from the FCC. (taken by the Comm Oficer who is being played by a PLastic Blow up Man with a silly goatee.) You have been ordered to secure the mining rights from “Those Old Farts” by noon tomorrow. If not you are ordered to “just Tickle them till it hurts.”

I will meet you in your Ready room. I have my phaser Captain. But all I can find around here is Silly Putty and pLastic Wiffel Ball Bats. They only have 6 inch Fake Finger Nails !!

(Sorry folks but I have had a few (Real Life) problems come up and may be only a “supporting character” for this episode. I will try to keep up with the story and chime in when I can. )