Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Growltigger]

Originally posted by Senator Raging Deadstar:
(*Hint* anyone caught tampering with these guards will have to have very low sexual prowess and the ability to finish in under a minute!

Hmmm, flash of inspiration there for the good Captain I feel. Right, for this away team, we need Commander Dogscoff (where is that reprobate??), Taz, Kamog, Erax and, if he would like to join the crew for once mission, Narf Poit Chez Boom or whatever he calls himself.

Chaps, take the phaser rifles with you and dress up cold. Assemble in the transporter room whilst I get the photon torpoedoes and planet buster missiles ready to be fired on a moment's notice. Dont worry, the honour of the Galactic Federation means that I promise not to fire them until you are safely off the planet (fingers crossed).

Make it so