Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Erax]

But what are you going to do with a gross of chocolate covered tribble wings, a case of "El-cheepo" bubbling wine, and a case of raw ousters??

Well the Cap'n, Scoffo and Kamog suffered some rough treatment (not sure about Taz), they are going to need some 'help' before they return to the Phong to, ah, question our prisoners.

Anyway...

The requested items arrive. Erax quickly separates all the consumables and puts them away in the fridge (medical labs always have these !), then sets up an underground city controller unit with self-repair capability in place of S'Katchoo's brain.

Now for the hard part. He reprograms the city's video network to run a few ads at prime time, advertising the Phong as "the most amazing woman's shoe store this side of the energy barrier, for a limited time in orbit over YOUR planet !"

There... that should bring them all in.