Bar Trek: The Next Generation. Episode 4: Sore Leave

[Growltigger]

Right, thanks for pointing that out Mr Erax, please reward yourself by taking a hot and soapy shower with our resident Gisella Bundchen clone...

OK chaps, end of the episode, the grand finale was the fight with the lizard queen. The girls have a new controller in their city, the harem lasses are currently resident on TSSS Phong's Head and will be sent back after a suitable amount of molestation.

We have Mr S'Katchoo's brain back in place, albeit he now is acting like a really bad 1950's zombie with a craving for flesh - almost better than his disco dancing and feyness... we can remedy that as a sub-plot in the next episode.

The damn klingons never did turn up but at least we managed to get rid of those damn Deadstar probes....

Cue shot of bridge crew looking happy and contented, cue themesong, and still picutres of Captain Jean Luc and Dogscoff in their armour looking mean, S'Katchoo craving brains, the hillbillies in sickbay, Jean Luc striking a pose, the away team slaughtering the nasty women things, Jean Luc looking heroic, the harem girls, Taz meeting Mrs Taz, Erax and Kamog tinkering, more pictures of Jean Luc and then a long final shot of a green skinned dancing girl (how did that get there?)

Right, what is the next episode then?