Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth

[Growltigger]

Originally posted by geoschmo:
This would be more in line Gt's known predilliction towards physical punishments of an, ahem, "creative" nature.

Growltigga thumbs through his Penguin book of "Creative Cartoon Torture for the connossiuer" and gets to page 73....

Right Geo, you have been nominated as the victim, I mean, willing participant in the infamous "Lucky Pierre", a maneuvre so heinous it is Banned by most galactic states, and quite a lot of the more straight laced religions too..

All I need is some cowbells, a Jean-Paul Gaultier clone, a clone of that leather man from Village People (the moustache is very necessary for this), a taser, a small labrador called "Purdey", an industrial sized vibrator - diesel powered with a kickstart, a tub of marmite, some ball bearings and a set of 3/4 inch wing nuts, oh, and a large wooden barrel, a rasping file and some bandages and iodene for afters!

oh, and to keep Walmart Fiji happy, free beers for all (Taz, put them on Mac's tab)

[ August 05, 2003, 16:43: Message edited by: Growltigger ]