OT: And you thought the world was sane...

[Kamog]

More ways to get your throat ripped out by an undisciplined animal:

- Trying to run away was mentioned before.
- Tackle it and try to pin it down on the ground.
- Wave your hand in front of its face.
- Take off your shoe and use it as a club.
- Stare the animal right in the eyes.
- Make cat noises.
- Try to jump over the animal.
- Throw dirt in the animal's eyes.
- Scream as loud as you can.
- Shake your fist at it.
- Try to get it into a half nelson.
- Grab the animal's tail.