Fyron for Governor!

[oleg]

Swarz for Governor ?

Interesting but not really. Here is a scarry part :

Hannibal for PM
____________________

Anthony Hopkins

Running for: First minister of the Welsh assembly and later for PM.

Political affiliations: Liberal, especially regarding cannibalism and serial killing.

Campaign slogan: I'll eat my opponents' livers with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

How to deal with press: I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.

Experience of high office: Considerable. Played Israeli prime minister Yitzhak Rabin in Victory at Entebbe, Adolf Hitler in TV movie The Bunker, David Lloyd George in Young Winston, Richard Nixon in Nixon. Also played sexually repressed butler in the Remains of the Day - on plus side, would know which knives to use at during posh banquets

Policy platform: Cut prison population by 70,000. Much more care in the community than has been attempted hitherto.

Potential pitfalls: Took US citizenship in 2000. Associated with really rather unpleasant murders and dismemberments, though pro-sheep slaughter views may play well with anti-veggie hill farmers.

Chances of success: Good.

[ October 10, 2003, 02:01: Message edited by: oleg ]