OT: Privatized War

[sachmo]

I think mercenaries should just pretend that they are fighting each other, then they could charge their clients a lot more money and everyone would get rich. Then, at the end, they could just stick out their tongues and shout "Fight your own bloody wars!" and run off to Mexico or Jamacia or Italy and soak up some rays and have some nice food and buy some gifts for their relatives. Then maybe their clients would ask, "What were we fighting for, anyway?" and then peace would come to man. Or they would start fighting again when they remembered, and the whole cycle would begin agin.