Space Empires Evil Ruler Handbook.

[Raging Deadstar]

59. Major Displays of your power can be achieved by constructing masses of only the BIGGEST Hulls available to you. Nothing says "Evil Overlord!" like 20 battlemoons hovering over an enemies planet (It also helps that these massive displays of power can fight back! )

60. In the Universe nothing is "Pro Bono" if Empire A sincerely wishes to help you with no strings attached/threats/requests or Star Destroyers hovering in your space then you must either...

a.) Go to bed, "One more turn Syndrome" is bad enough, sleep deprivation making you believe a decleration of war is such a request is entirely another.

b.) Thank them courteously, inform all the other empires that Empire A's enemies (Empire B) intend to betray them all. This will force a pre emptive strike on Empire B allowing you to take the Foolish Empire A intact for your own wicked purposes/desires/fetishes/do we need to say anymore Captain Kirk wannabe???! .

c.) If both of these make no sense you are obviously an ancient evil twisted emperor who rules with an iron fist....BUT builds ships with exposed exhaust ports and suspended walkways with no railings. You have become one with the force and George Luca's bad script writing *shudder*

[ May 26, 2004, 23:33: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]