Re: MP Game - Newbie Game (by Aku)
**beep beep** An unbiased and factual report on the war front in the NW:
The immensely powerful Lord of them all, Smaug of Pythium, has wrested the capitol city away from the evil sentient computers of T'ien Ch'i. In a couple of turns, after mopping up the remaining evil provinces by Smaug and the lesser ...uh, I meant the other pretenders, not lesser ones I suppose... the empire of the computer lord will be banished forever from the shores of Karan.
All hail the Great Lord of Pythium, leader in all things including war! **cough cough** Oh yeah, and Man too, I suppose. And Vanheim also perhaps. Even Arcoscephale maybe. Whatever...
**beep beep** This ends the totally unbiased and completely neutral report from the war front.
(Whispering) *How did I do, oh great one?*
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