OT: I Dare You

[Atrocities]

To pick up your Key baord, turn it over and shake it vigerously to see what falls out. You might be surprised.

To go a day without logging onto the internet or sitting down at your computer. To make this a worthy dare, do it on a day when your snowed in and there is nothing on TV to watch.

To send the UN a bill for services rendered. (See if they pay it.)

Tell that dumb *** Donald T that he's fired. (You know who he reminds me of... That creature that Luke Skywalker met in the bar in Star Wars, you know the one that says "I am wanted in 3 systems." My respond to that would have been, "no doubt because of how ugly you are."

Buy a second copy of SEIV just for fun.

The next time your pulled over, ask the cop if you can donate to the Policemans Ball or other charity events. Lets see if he responds by saying something stupid like "Policemen do not have balls." - True story, a lady I work with read showed us a story in Readers Digest about just such a thing happening.

Go to a car lot and send the day buying a car and at the Last moment, after wasting the salesman day, walk out without signing. LOL -- evil yes, but it is most gratafying in a devious way.

Watch Rossi O'Donald reruns. - would rather eat a pile of decaying magot crap.

follow the direction on your shampoo bottle to the letter. rinse lather repeat, rinse lather repeat, etc

Where the left shoe on the right foot and the right shoe on the left foot.

Go to work in your pajamas

Take up two parking spots at the mall

And finally, take a chance, roll the dice, go to vegas and bet the farm.