Re: You Might Be A Fat Emperor If:
The Universe's largest oranic intelligent supercomputer evolved in one of your pores.
Your barbecues won't even be lit without 100,000 Harkonnen Flame Tanks. (Emperor: Battle for Dune)
Your teeth will chew up Sphereworlds.
Your first Sphereworld is still lost - your scientists presume it's stuck between your teeth and you hane't noticed.
Your farts outrange Plasma Torpedoes.
Your farts at their maximum range are stronger then Plasma Torpedoes fired point blank.
You moved one of your fat heaps around your waist and you potted the entire Greater Magellanic Cloud into a massive black hole, instantly winning a game of billiards in a higher dimension you didn't know about. (The dimension AND the game)
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O'Neill: I have something I want to confess you. The name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
-Stargate SG1
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