Re: Things You Might See On An SE V Bumper Sticker
89. I Get My Refreshments From The Devonshire Pub!
90. ---WARNING--- Boarding Parties Will Emerge From Trunk In 10 Seconds If You Can Read This (in font size 4)
91. My Long Range Scanner Tells Me Your Fuel Has Nearly Run Out!
92. Don't bother hiding those illegal immigrants in your trunk. My Tachyon Sensors have already picked them up.
93. ---WARNING--- Cloaking Device On Board. May Suddenly Turn Invisible. Do NOT Accelerate If This Happens.
94. Press Here For Self-Destruct
95. I Don't Have A Trunk, You Moron. I Have A Mine Layer III
96. No, Those Aren't My Headlights, Those Are My Graviton Hellbores Charging Up
97. ---WARNING--- AI Minister Control Is On. Expect Erratic Illogical Movements That Seem Too Stupid To Be True
98. My other car is a Space Yard Ship.
99. (placed underneath 98) The reason I'm not using it is because it's building cloaking quantum sphereworld bases around our Sun. Expect an Eclipse within a few months
100. This Car Is In Fact A T-Model Ford That Has Been Retrofitted 900 Times
101. This Car Is In Fact A Baseship. It Has Been Retrofitted To The Size Of A Car
102. Moon? What Moon? Oh, you mean my Battlemoon up there?
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O'Neill: I have something I want to confess you. The name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.
-Stargate SG1
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