See You in the Funny Papers!

[Tim Brooks]

The Bar and Grill is the perfect place to start a thread about jokes, humor, and anything that makes you smile! I got this from Annettes post of the Police video (See the thread in this section on Preachin' the Word!).

So to start things off a joke that we published in the very first issue of the Frag! Newsletter:

A Captain walks into the Officer’s Club at Fort Bragg and orders a shot of whiskey. He drinks it down in one gulp and shouts, “All Generals are idiots!” A man in civies, setting at the end of the bar, looks over at the Captain and gives him a dirty look. The Captain ignores the man and orders another shot. When it arrives, he drinks it down and shouts, “All Generals are idiots!” The man in civilian clothes jumps up, runs over and grabs the Captain by the throat. In an angered whisper he says, “If I hear you say that again I’ll beat you to within an inch of your life!” The Captain, taken aback, asks, “Who are you, A General?” The man in civies replies, “No. I’m an idiot.”

Keep smiling!