Hi everyone! This is your friendly host Jarnsaxa. The game has started, so please play your turns!
And good luck! Remember, no matter how lush and delicious my verdant fields seem, there is a Vanir hiding behind every shrubbery. They just have glamour, so you can't see them... well, that's beside the point, the real enemy is Baphomet, that #?%&$@*!!!
And please note that in-game, I'm JARNSAXA, a deity. I'm not my normal self. So please don't be offended if, for example, I brutally and suicidally attack Abyssia for no good reason. See, they're fire-worshipping hell-demons, just as bad as Baphomet's filthy humans. Also, I might take offense to anyone who excludes women from their military, or gives their female warriors inadequate armor (like Pythium). Sorry, but Goddesses are sensitive about these things
Jarnsaxa, Goddess of Flowers and Bunnies