OT: Moron Sues Over Roof Jumping

[Imperious_Leader]

She actually spilled the coffee over her private area.She was driving away with it squeezed between her legs trying to open it up,makes her even stupider.At the time I was managing a fast food joint I vividly remember testing the temp of our coffee and adjusting the temp down so one of the local retards wouldn't try to do the same thing just so they could sue us.I hate cold coffee....I never drank it at work again.

We actually were sued by another woman who's child was injured in our play area. The whole thing is covered in thick padding her little brat got a good long run right into one of the sides of the da*ed thing.Split his forehead open .Wanted 10,000.00 incase he ever needed plastic surgery. We won ,but only because we could prove that she had been reading the newspaper while he ran around the dinning room and then into the side of the play area. What if he had run into one of our walls instead....would she have argued that we shouldn't have had walls everywhere ....just made me sick.