Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
81. You find out that itching is actually a horrible rash caused by your neighbors skin sheddings.
82. You think your neighbors would make the cutest.....uh wall mounted head.
83. That brand new super dreadnought of yours "accidentally" tested it's weapons an inhabited planet, then "accidentally" did it two more times to be sure.
84. You ran over the alien head of state's wife with your hover car, then backed over her and panicked and rolled foward again, and backed up again in panick of course, then rolled foward again.......
85. Your Icaran
86. You've had one too many budlights and you could have been sure that AI said "Hey lardass, yeah I'm talkin to you!"
87. The other race keeps sending messages ending in"Yo Mama", after you nuke his world you find out that his ruler's name just happened to be "Yomama" ooops.
88. When you send your ambassador and his "escort squadron" to the Galactic UN summit world, and ooops who brought that tectonic bomb along!?
89. Your in an elevator with the head of the most powerful empire in the galaxy, you cut one and promptly turn around and go "I know that wasn't human!"
90. At the press conference following your elevator incident you start your opening statement with "Man have you ever guys smelt a Fazra Fart!"
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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