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Old September 13th, 2005, 10:20 PM
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Default OT: The *Real Reason* (Humor)

I posted this over in the Baen forum, but I think you guys might find it funny too.
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Subject: OT: The *Real Reason* (Humor)
Author: NarfPoitChezBOOM !
Date: 13 Sep 2005 02:04 AM
Originally Posted: 13 Sep 2005 02:49 AM
(No insult to anybody intended; this is purely for the sake of humor. I'm coming at this from a RPG basis, but if you wish to add your own, feel free to approach it from any funny angle)

The *Real Reason* the hradani havn't developed technologically: That racial level adjustment just *Kills* class progression.

The *Real Reason* Bahzell is so deadly: His player is a twink.

The *Real Reason* Alicia DeVries(sp?) got an alien symbiont energy being, an alien symbiont starship and 'Deadly With Anything' as an ability: Biggest backstory in the entire campaign.

The *Real Reason* Dahak is the most deadly starship in existance: GM PC.

The *Real Reason* Nimitz is so interesting: *Nimitz* is actually the PC. Honor is an 'Ally' Advantage.

mouse. small, innocuous, cartoony. highly dangerous.
To add another one, the *Real Reason* the borg are so deadly: b0rg 133+ h@x0r3r ch3@+ c0d3$.
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