Liberterrorism (With Apologies to Monty Python!)

[Ed Kolis]

Just a little song I dashed off in my spare time (no, not "isn't is awfully nice to have a wang" )

But... I never wanted to be a republicrat...
I always wanted to be... a liberterrorist!
Always meant to be free! With my girlfriend at my side, I'd sing, sing, sing...

I'm a liberterrorist and I'm OK
I try to sleep all night and I try to work all day
I make web sites, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory
On Tuesdays I see the doctor and discuss psychiatry

He's a liberterrorist and he's OK
He tries to sleep all night and he tries to work all day
He makes web sites, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory
On Tuesdays he sees the doctor and discusses psychiatry

I'm a liberterrorist and I'm OK
I try to sleep all night and I try to work all day
I like fat chicks, but that's OK, I don't think that's a crime
If it is, then Heil George Bush, I guess I'll do hard time

He's a liberterrorist and he's OK
He tries to sleep all night and he tries to work all day
He likes fat chicks, but that's OK? He doesn't think that's a crime?
Well damn, it is, so Heil George Bush, I guess he'll do hard time!

I'm a liberterrorist and I'm OK
I try to sleep all night and I try to work all day
I support the death penalty, and giving pot to the sick!
Why can't we end this pointless war, I blame someone named Dick!

He's a liberterrorist and he's OK
He tries to sleep all night and he tries to work all day
He supports the death penalty and giving pot to the sick?!?
He wants to end this "pointless" war and blames someone named DICK?!?

*whisper* *whisper*

All right buddy, we're with the FBI! You're coming with us!

I'm a liberterrorist and I'm OK...
I try to sleep all night and I try to work all day!