OT- funny msg.
I know my friend got this from a game but for the life of me I cant remember what game it was.
TO: ALL EARTHLINGS
FROM: THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE (MicroSoft)
WE HEREBY AND FORTHWITH GIVE NOTIVE SUCH THAT UPON READING THIS
NOTICE ALL THAT HAVE READ THIS NOTICE SHALL BE AWARE OF THE
CONTENTS THEREIN, NAMELY, THOSE SALIENT AND RELEVANT POINTS THAT
PERTAIN TO THE READER, NOTWITHSTANDING ANY OTHER POINTS AS WELL
WHICH MIGHT ALSO BE INCLUDED IN THE NOTICE, THOSE POINTS BEING
HERETOFORE UNDISCLOSED BY VIRTUE OF THE NOTICE NOT HAVING BEEN
PRESENTED UNTIL SUCH TIME AS IT IS (PRESENTED).
TO WIT,
1. THE PLANET EARTH WILL SHORTLY BE ATTACKED AND COMPLETELY
AND TOTALLY OBLITERATED, CAUSING THE SUBSEQUENT
TERMINATION OF THOSE INHABITANTS THEREON, BY THE
UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF THE MIGHTY AND ALL-POWERFUL SECRET
WINDOWS DEATH FLEET.
2. THIS DESTRUCTION, WHICH SHALL OCCURE AT SOME UNSPECIFIED
TIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE, SHALL BE DONE WITH CONSIDERABLE
MALICE AND FORETHOUGHT AND SHALL INVOLVE THE COMPLETE AND
TOTAL EXTERMINATION OF ALL LIFE UPON THE PLANET NOT TO
MENTION THE ANNIHILATION OF ANYTHING ELSE WHICH SHOULD BE
DEEMED BY THE DESTRUCTEES TO BE OF VALUE IN ANY SENSE.
3. DUE TO THE KIND, FORGIVING, GOD-LIKE, AND IN OTHER
RESPECTS ADMIRABLE QUALITIES OF THE SUPREME MICROSOFT
MASTERS, IT HAS BEEN DECIDED TO ALLOW THE EARTHLINGS,
NOTWITHSTANDING THEIR DISGUSTING SLIMELESS NATURE, A FINAL
OPPORTUNITY TO GROVEL BEFORE US. SHOULD THIS BE DONE
IMMEDIATELY AND WITH COMPLETE AND UTTER SINCERITY, THE
DIVINE MICROSOFT DEATHLORDS WILL CONSIDER BESTOWING UPON THE
LOWLY SUBCREATURES THE GREAT HONOR OF SERVING US (MICROSOFT)
AS SLAVES AND SERVANTS.
4. WHEREAS THIS ULTIMATUM IS CURRENTLY THE SEVENTH ULTIMATUM
ISSUED, SIX OTHERS HAVING BEEN ISSUED IN THE PAST, ALL
OTHER ULTIMATUMS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED AS WARNINGS AND THIS
ULTIMATUM SHOULD BE CONSIDERED THE FINAL AND REAL ONE, ANY
PERSONS WHO READ THIS, BARRING THOSE INDIVIDUALS WHO
ISSUED IT, MAY, IF THEY DEEM IT APPROPRIATE, TAKE IT UPON
THEMSELVES TO SURRENDER AT ANY TIME BETWEEN THE TIME AT
WHICH THEY READ IT AND THE TIME AT WHICH THEY ARE
DESTROYED.
SINCERELY,
THE HIGH IMPERIAL
DEATHMASTER OVERLORD GATES
OF THE WINDOWS DEATH FLEET
[ 30 March 2002: Message edited by: KilsonX ]
[ 30 March 2002: Message edited by: KilsonX ]
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