MP: Chlorolera is made of contagious and deadly!

[cleveland]

Now hear this: R'lyeh has joined the Axis of Ashdod.

In a cleaver effort to disguise their allegiance, R'lyeh cleaverly had a starspawn Lost in Time-and-Space with secret orders to cleaverly emerge for a strike at the Machakan heartland during the desperate hours of the Vanheim crusade.

So Machaka declares war on R'lyeh.

We ask all nations to stand with us against the Ashdod-Vanheim-R'lyeh trinity, whose power will shortly become unstoppable otherwise.

Or at least to tell us where they are.

And any ideas on how to adapt a monkey scuba suit onto a giant spider would be greatly appreciated.