MP: Noobs vs. Vets II: Mysterio's Revenge, EA, CBM, Game Over. Vets defeat Noobs.

[quantum_mechani]

I'd also point out that I'd happily perform this 'public service' in two 4vs8 small sized map games than a crazy 16vs8 giant map game, both of which serve the same number of newbs. And it would probably be a more useful service anyway, on that big of a map many players might not even end up fighting until it was already at the point of dropping tarts on their heads (experiencing that is all well and good but it hardly gives you a good idea how to play the majority of the game).

But philosophical differences aside, I think Ironhawk's compromise is a good one. If we end up going with that I'd tentatively claim Oceania.