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[Muse]

Originally Posted by BvG

Stop your slavering
krakens have to life free
not fun, bad and mean!

Longlived lovers.
we where not meant to be
Let the boots thunder


Translation:
What you call 'fun' is universally understood as perverted and wrong. I know a way your presence can be righted tho: NAP is off, and the first attacks will at the earliest be issued on turn 29.

Oh dear. This is troubling. And saddening! The Star Children were just beginning to enjoy their sand-castles. I suppose they'll have more sand now, at least.

To clarify, however-- the Krakens are free, quite free. As are their sea troll companions.
The fun I was referring to was of the most sarcastic kind: I've been attacked ostensibly by what amounts to over 100 water gems worth of teleporting armies, complete with mage support. (From the beginning of the game.)

This in addition to the map creator's especial fetish for krakens, triton troopers, and other stealthy magical surprises in independent provinces.

Not that this will prevent us from delivering a most delicious tea to our un-kraken neighbors.

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To Abysia, care of Ozzy:

It would appear that there is to be a particularly high-pitch squealing on the Goblin side of your port-- The Rippled Sea would like to cordially invite you to attend.
There is a Victory Point that we do not particularly care for, in addition to other delicious fortressy treats.

Provided you are not already busy with the hordes of naked women! *cuteface*
'Tis only an invitation, we would not be miffed if you declined.