MP: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]

[Russian_Comrade]

Well, Tom Cruise played one role that was really awesome. I'm speaking about Les Grossman from Thropic Thunder.

First, take a big step back... and literally, *CENSORED* YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific *CENSORED* power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly *CENSORED* firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the *CENSORED* United Nations and get a *CENSORED* binding resolution to keep me from *CENSORED* destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, *CENSORED*! I will massacre you! I WILL *CENSORED* YOU UP!

In the other news...

Mwahahahahahaha.
*ahem*
MWAhahahahaHAHAha!
*ahem*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Evil laughter surely gets better with practice. Also, laughter is the best medicine! So evil laughter is like the best evil medicine. In other word, it is like the best drug - and with no side effects.