MP: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]

[revenant2]

Ulm,

You better take good care of our undead that you recently kidnapped. Bone Daddy has a fondness for his undead children and gets angry when they are mistreated or used against him.

We must confess that you've shown a certain level of animal cunning with your use of Undead Mastery, but Bone Daddy's intellect dwarfs that of any mere mortal -- especially a fountain of blood that plays with other beings bodily fluids all day -- and had already devised an evil plan to counter it.

We can't go into details about the plan, but suffice it to say it's terrible and diabolical. However, there's still one piece missing: we haven't actually figured out how to torture a fountain of blood yet. For instance, is it best to slowly chip at it with a hammer? Or would letting our zombies use it as a bathtub be a better solution? It's quite a mystery, although our Dusk Elders are hard at research.