Furious Noobs -EA- (Newbie Game, 10/10, Running)

[Brain_Caster]

The honorable Chiconahuiehecatl speaks true. An NAP-3 exists between the Ermoran people and Mictlan. The Senate is pleased to call this people our friend.


C'tis, however, has invaded Ermoran territory this turn, with no warning, cause, or provocation. Virtually undefended backwater territory, admittedly, but still, Ermoran backwater territory. To say that the Senate is in an uproar would be understatement. C'tis claims they're only passing through, trying to avoid Mictlan's armies.

Well, it's not just Mictlan's armies they have to worry about now.

We have given C'tis one chance to turn back their forces and pay us compensation. If they refuse, Ermor shall send an army to join Mictlan's in turning those lizards into handbags. Considering the rather underwhelming performance of C'tis forces against our province defense we don't expect that to take long.

Senatus Populusque Ermorus