a piece of pizza in a box

[Kamog]

Hmm, I think I'll stay away... As delicious as it might be, I'm not going to risk being trapped in there just for a piece of pizza. I can just go to the pizza restaurant down the street and buy an entire pizza for about $10. I might be more motivated to go into the box if there were something more significant in there.

[Fyron]

Fyron walks up to the box. He casts a spell of metal-shaping on it, and forms a large hole. Luckily, he was far enough back that the stampede of escaping victims does not crush him. He goes in, grabs the pizza, and walks out.

[ May 14, 2003, 06:35: Message edited by: Imperator Fyron ]

[Katchoo]

All those who approach the box hear a song wallowing from within. It's a song of despair and sorrow, sung with a deep voice:

"
Nooooobody knows,
the trouble i've seen,
Nooooobody knows,
but Jesus...
"



The sound of a tin can clattering against metal bars can also be heard from within...

*tink*tink*tink*

May the Schwartz be with you

[Fyron]

You can escape from the hole I made!

[Dingocat85]

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
...Taz pulls out his ACME Hand-held Time Machine.
Taz stands next to box and sets it for two days ago. Box disappears as Taz goes back in time.
He then walks to where box will be and presses the return button.
Taz materializes beside the pizza within the box.
Quickly grabbing the pizza, he again goes back in time.
Taz then walks out of box area and again hits the return to present button.

...until he realized the time machine was an ACME product - made by a corporation that had kept its third-rate merchandise in stores through sleazy political machinations and bribery. The Time machine malfunctions: Taz gets transported to the present inside the box, with no pizza and trapped with everyone else...until Fyron warps the box and lets everyone run willy nilly out of the box, that is. The pizza goes over a time-space anomaly at the exact point Taz gets an idea, thereby keeping the whole Time-travel fiasco from ever happening. Lastly, the time machine goes back to the moment it was born...but since it never was born, it ceases to exist entirely

(That's what I get for reading articles about time-space continuums and corporate scandals... )

[narf poit chez BOOM]

if there going to escape, there going to have escape themselves. they can use holes created by other people, you just can't say they escaped, that would be to easy. marvin didn't do anything about the one-way, transporters so no pizza for him. and the traps are for people who try to disassemble the box. whole pizza to.

narf runs into the room and patches the hole with reinforced wall-in-a-tube. he then adds anti-metal shaping shielding, an attached bathroom and a water bottle. adds another pizza.

no fair posting while i'm posting. anyway, any action which could succeed, does. since the walls are bLast-proof, you can't bLast them. but, the reinforcement doesn't totaly stop main force, although you'd have to be stronger than taz. that's the type of rules i've been running this by.

occupants:
geoschmo
dogscoff
kodiak
katchoo
taera

[ May 14, 2003, 07:09: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

[Fyron]

Fyron casts a spell of disintegration upon the walls. As there is no bLasting involved, he succeeds, and the walls disintegrate. He watches as the prisoners stare dumbfounded-ly at the lack of box as he grabs the pizza and runs away.