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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
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13. Post a humorous list of 25 ways to defeat him. While he's all distracted reading all the accolades kicks his arse.
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February 29th, 2004, 03:36 PM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
#12. Go buy a plane ticket. Travel to finland. Hire some hunters. Get them to capture a moose. ( If there are no moose in finland. Buy another plane ticket ( return ) and travel to canada and hire some hunters to caputure a moose and then get it back to Finland. I suggest business class for the trip back as the moose will need some leg room and I hear they like to drink alot) Take the moose to Asmala house. Have the moose bite him. Then make many Monty Python jokes about the holy grail. Asmala will go crazy from the jokes and fever from the bite. Get his password for the pbw and game. Launch SEIV on his computer and then play against your self. But remember to let yourself win. You will be tempted to beat your self soundly. Do not give into the temptation.
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February 29th, 2004, 03:50 PM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
Nice one, Tesco!
Uh, why a moose, though  .
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February 29th, 2004, 06:49 PM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
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February 29th, 2004, 06:58 PM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
#11. Hire the Namovan Minister of Information. I have yet to see anyone lose a battle when the good Minister on his side.
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February 29th, 2004, 07:00 PM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
Perhaps it works with caribou as well. And you can readily find them in Finland. But, perhaps, caribou are a bit more feisty and harder to capture. And, as far as I know, moose enjoy a price reduction on planes...not as feisty, I guess .
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
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13. Post a humorous list of 25 ways to defeat him. While he's all distracted reading all the accolades kicks his arse.
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*oops*
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March 7th, 2004, 11:13 AM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
What, you didn't get 25 ways to beat me? 
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March 7th, 2004, 11:47 AM
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
#10 Draw him a nice new avatar image with a golden crown on his head.
How can this help me beat him you ask?
Well,.. unbeknownst to him, I have placed 'Mind-Probe' pixels under the crown so that when ever I get to play against him, I'll be able to read his mind and counter any move before he makes it. ( I would have placed 'Mind-Control' pixels under the crown, but I don't want the distractions that come with those nasty beasts.  )
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Re: Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
#9. Send him a signe blank check?
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