God I Feel Just Horrible

[Atrocities]

I just feel bad for having wipped out the race. They had only one planet, their home world, and I tried to conqure them, but they kept fighting. They were so inocent, like deer in the ones head lights.

I do feel bad. Sad really over having made their race extinct.

[spoon]

Well, you do realize that the whole Trade and Research treaty they offered you was just a pretext to steal your women, don't you?

[Suicide Junkie]

You should do what I do:
Accept the treaty with the peaceful neutral and break your treaties with the neutral's genocidal enemies.

[atari_eric]

I guess that's why they call you Atrocities.

[Kamog]

Well, I usually use team mode against the computer, so they always declare war on me, and so I never have to attack any allies. Hey, they started the war FIRST.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

Ok, Atrocities, this one is uh, not worth it. It's a computer game. Now, let's count up the types of crimes I'd be charged with if computer games where real. I'm not going to try to count the numbers.

Genocide. (Strategy games)
Tyranny. (Strategy games)
Mass-murder. (Strategy games)
Regicide. (Strategy game)
Treason. (Space combat game, strategy game)
Killing a police officer. (Interstate 76,82)
1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murder. (RPG's, strategy games, theif)
Firing on a police officer. (Interstate 76,82)
Assault. (Many games)
Exceeding the police limit. (Racing games, Guess)
Grand, normal and petty theft. (RPG's, theif)
Breaking and entering. (RPG's, theif)

And I remember making a longer list once. If those where real, I would justly fry.

But those were games. No pixels were harmed in the making of that list.

And if you were joking, consider yourself whapped.

[ May 07, 2004, 07:47: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

[trooper]

Make a press speech and simply say
"That's Collateral Damages, I'm sorry".
And then you'll be able to sleep well again.