Clams overpowered?

[Pirateiam]

Originally posted by Norfleet:

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Originally posted by Pirateiam:
I know whenever I meet a vampire on the street I have an overwhelming need to set them on fire!

You meet vampires on the street? Gotta wonder what the hell you're doing on the street at the hours that vampires would be walking around on them, though.

I dunno if an overwhelming urge to set people who look like vampires, I.E., "Goths", is really a vampire vulnerability. If anything, it indicates you're mostly normal, perhaps with slightly pyromaniacal tendencies.

I, on the other hand, feel an urge to set people, regardless of whether they are or aren't vampires, on fire. Of course, this would be illegal and counterproductive, so I resist. I may be a homicidal pyromaniac, but I'm not stupid.

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Ohhhh boy......Goths???....you mean those pastey white people wearing black clothes and black lipstick were NOT blood sucking vampires????? ....Oh sh@t...must hide blow torch and stakes....ummm anybody know a good Lawyer????