The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut - Page 4

Strategia_In_Ultima · #1 March 7th, 2005, 11:28 AM

Set in stone in THIS universe. This DIMENSION has many universes. Other dimensions are capable of supporting FTL travel, time travel, and McDonalds. And what does Jack Simth do all the time.....?

NullAshton · #2 March 7th, 2005, 11:33 AM

If you travel faster than light, then bad things start to happen like I said. You catch up with your own light emmisions, which would build up under newtonian physics, and you would vaporize the front of your vessel. If you tried shooting any energy weapons, what shot the energy beam would get hit by the energy beam. Optical devices would cease to function as they cannot travel forward to the axis of movement, due to going faster than light. It would be impossible to see behind you, because of you moving faster than light. Light would have more energy relative to you, so any energy weapons fired at you would do exponential amounts of damage. If you're moving 10x the speed of light, then energy weapons fired directly at you from in front would do 11x times the damage. The good side is that noone can see you coming

Strategia_In_Ultima · #3 March 8th, 2005, 01:21 PM

Trojan I's? Are they some sort of Trojan Rabbits? And Zippers? What do they do, automatically zip your pants up after you've been to the toilet (you have to be fast with the whisking it back in or else you'll be a eunuch)?

NullAshton · #4 March 8th, 2005, 01:23 PM

Zippers zip around really fast

And the trojans are named that because they carry the fighters around. The trojan horse...

Strategia_In_Ultima · #5 March 9th, 2005, 05:18 PM

Yeah, because otherwise they'd kill us off man..... They're B&G defenders! What's your next plan? Bomb the B&G from orbit but wait till AZ steps out because he's such a great guy you'd rather let him live?!?

NullAshton · #6 March 9th, 2005, 05:27 PM

Maybe...

Strategia_In_Ultima · #7 March 7th, 2005, 11:39 AM

The Picard Maneuver

NullAshton · #8 March 7th, 2005, 11:57 AM

On Star Trek:Starfleet Command III, I use tactical warp all the time. Aim at a target, activate it. Drop out of warp right on top of them, while unleasing a full salvo of quantum torpedos to remove the shields, then tear apart their hull with pulse phasers. If the enemy has disruptors... They shoot before you drop out of warp, and either shoot in front of you, or behind you.

Strategia_In_Ultima · #9 March 8th, 2005, 01:38 PM

No. Trojan Rabbit.

NullAshton · #10 March 8th, 2005, 01:46 PM

No... Trojan Horse.