The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

OK that seals it. I'm removing you from command of your ships. From now on they listen to me. And if they stick by you it's a mutiny. We'll have to assume the B&G has done a Mutiny intel project on us, and we'll have to destroy the mutinying ships.

[NullAshton]

NullAshton's ships places their shields up for defensive measures. They're still loyal to Ashton.

What have I done?

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

I haven't got SFC III, just version I - I was talking about theoretical knowledge from the Omnipedia and a TNG episode where Picard goes back to the place where he destroyed that Ferengi ship and another Ferengi has found the Stargazer and tricks Picard into coming aboard, so he can use some sort of strange device on him to make him believe that he is back to when he executed the maneuver and thinks Enterprise is the Ferengi ship.

If that sounds like I'm a total ner Trekkie, you are mistaken. I am merely a Trekkie, and somewhat of a nerd.

Also, there appear to be some strange discrepancies regarding the Stargazer - from what I know Picard served on board the Stargazer as a lieutenant or something when it encountered the Ferengi ship, which then fired at the Stargazer and killed the captain. Picard took command, which wasn't really necessary because he already was in command of the ship at the time. He then went on to blow the crap out of the Ferengi, but the Stargazer was too damaged to keep flying so Picard abandoned her behind a moon and left it behind. He then went on to command it for 22 years before captaining the Enterprise when it finally was decommissioned. Later, as I said, Ferengi found it and used it to try and kill Picard.

[NullAshton]

I believe Picard took command of the Stargazer during an attack by the Nuuyad(can't remember the exact name). He was the second officer at the time. The first officer was in a coma. Picard kicked Nuuyad butt, saved the people of some planet, went back home. The first officer was transfered I believe, and Picard was given command of the U.S.S. Stargazer. During the Ferengi attack, he sustained heavy damage, and created the Picard maneuver. A short 1 second warp burst, creating 2 images of the ship. The vessel shoots where the vessel was, not where it is currently, and the Stargazer opens fire with all weapon batteries and destroys the vessel.

Now then, about the Bar Wars II...

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

No..... Trojan Rabbit.

When King Arthur lay siege to Troy with his small group of knights they constructed a wooden rabbit which contained almost all of the knight's squires. The Trojans took the thing into their walls..... and then launched it back out again with a catapult.

Makes sense, no?

[NullAshton]

Mine is the horse. Now then, we need people to vote.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Signed your death sentence.

The COMCAs open up on the mutinying ships. Their shields start to bucke immediately. After three seconds of fire, the first few ships blow up.

[NullAshton]

NullAshton's battlemoons each take a COMCA, managing to blow out most of the supplies of each of the COMCAs, as well as the bridge and most of their weapons. Then the wave-motion guns blast their shields away. The dreadnaughts strafe the COMCA's, blowing out the remaining weapons. Zipper VI's are released from the Trojan's, which systematically start destroying the remaining parts of the COMCA's.

You may have bigger ships, but I got more ships

[narf poit chez BOOM]

/me watches the displays and presses a big, yellow button marked 'Popcorn, butter and pop'.

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

I haven't heard that version of the story yet, I thought Picard assumed command of the Stargazer during the battle with the Ferengi.