The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

NullAshton · #1 February 17th, 2005, 12:44 PM

Actually the ominous hum is a plasma cannon

Strategia_In_Ultima · #2 February 17th, 2005, 05:17 PM

Erm... no divine or unholy shield could even approach the strength of a modified Peacekeeper Command Carrier with hyperdimensional shielding. The Divine and Unholy is unique per universe, and thus count for only one universe (or in this case dimension too), but my shielding connects hundreds of dimensions with all their universes at the same time... meaning it's better than a Holy Hyper-Shield Generator.

AgentZero · #3 February 17th, 2005, 05:33 PM

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StrategiaInUltima said:
Erm... no divine or unholy shield could even approach the strength of a modified Peacekeeper Command Carrier with hyperdimensional shielding. The Divine and Unholy is unique per universe, and thus count for only one universe (or in this case dimension too), but my shielding connects hundreds of dimensions with all their universes at the same time... meaning it's better than a Holy Hyper-Shield Generator.

Trust me, it's a very very very very bad idea to start arguing about the Divine with Angel. You'll lose. Badly. I know I have, many times.
The COMCA is gone, dude. Let it go...

AgentZero · #4 February 17th, 2005, 05:33 PM

One of Agent Three Thousand Four Hundred and Seven's battlecruisers takes a direct hit from a B-Destroyer and spirals out of the sky, landing squarely on top of the Hut, which still surrounded by the static field, was unable to do anything except sit quietly and get smushed. The battle stops suddenly as both sides realise it is over. The Hut is gone, as quickly and unexpectedly as it arrived. But it's short existence has given hope to many, and perhaps soon we shall see a new Hut, for just as the Cantina has been destroyed and rebuilt innumerable times, this saga is just beginning....

AgentZero · #5 February 17th, 2005, 05:34 PM

Just realized me and Angel were inside the Hut when it got smooshed. Bugger. Gonna take me some creative storytelling to get out of this one...

Strategia_In_Ultima · #6 February 18th, 2005, 01:31 PM

I really want to add DCOMCAs to Capship to help get the Strategia IV through the Deus Ex Machina field surrounding the FCB&G, to deliver a massively strong precision strike at it and annihilate it completely once and for all. And there ain't no Angel of Death that can stop me!

NullAshton · #7 February 18th, 2005, 03:03 PM

8 Null-Destroyer class battlemoons decloak in orbit around the earth with gravity dampners to prevent tidal effects, and are now guarding the hut. 21,000 phased shields, cloaking systems, gravitic sensors, ECM systems, combat sensors, multiplex tracking, a thousand shield points regenerated a combat turn, 5352 armor points, a repair bay, 186600 supply points, and 20 point defense lasers. Its main weapon is a null-space projector on a core mount, doing over 4K of damage, bypassing all armor and shields except leaky armor. 10 massive wave-motion guns are mounted on the battlemoon, each doing 700 damage. 8 massive anti-proton beams are mounted, each doing 175-300 damage. BuckyTube Gel plating is installed on the ship, 1750 kilotons.

TerranC · #8 February 17th, 2005, 07:23 PM

*TerranC surveys the extent of the destruction, sighs, kneels down for dramatic effect and begins to say:*

You bastards! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

*TerranC then gets up and proceeds to wander this desolate planet of the destroyed taverns and eateries all by himself.*

NullAshton · #9 February 17th, 2005, 07:26 PM

The starbases in orbit use their yards, and create a new Won-Ton Violence Take-Out hut. Yay!

RudyHuxtable · #10 February 17th, 2005, 07:59 PM

Hey Hut Fans!

I'm taking quite a pounding here in the Hut! People are getting pokers in their naughty bits, blisters are forming on places that shouldn't be blistered and people in general are running in terror! What better time than now to introduce our very own Kid's Menu!

So far it's only got Xiatiburger and Phong Fries, but we're working in the lab to come up with other great malnutritious treats for the little beasties!

And hey, it's ungroovy to stick pokers in people. Blow up the Hut all you want, but no pokers in my bum, 'kay? I just had it lifted.

Coming Soon:

The WTVTOH Floor Plan and Tourist Map
Extradimensional Rollercoaster
Bumper Dreadnoughts
Pin the Tail on Atrocities

Check here for details!

Bon Appetit!