Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
Jack Points out the black hole to Hank
Jack "Looks like someone spilled their drink; you might want to mop that up."
Hank "Got it."
Hank grabs a rather unusual mop, and plops it right into the middle of the black hole, then swabs it around a bit; in a moment, the mop has soaked up the black hole. Hank then wrings the mop out over a bucket, and pours the resulting drink into a glass.
Jack "I knew there was I reason I didn't order any of those."
(Bad pun, I know, but hey - cartoon physics, right?)
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Of course, by the time I finish this post, it will already be obsolete. C'est la vie.
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