The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut

[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Three hours later. The Hut is abuzz with animated conversation, good meals are served, teeth are broken on Fried Cryslonite Twinkies and everybody is generally having one heck of a good time.

Suddenly, NullAshton looks wierdly into infinity, lets out a scream and is sucked into an inside-out dimensional gateway. Even the jukebot stops (is that bot still alive btw?) and everybody stares in a quiet menaced way at where NullAshton was sitting a moment earlier.

"Well... I guess that concludes my dimensional weapons test. Time for a visit to the FCB&G. Time for payback..."

Everybody slowly moves their menaced stares away from NA's previous position and moves it menacingly at Strategia, who calmly gets up and leaves.

NullAshton was found, very harassed, and for some reason dressed in only a loincloth, three days later on a small island in the Southern Oglionick Ocean on Paraam V. The primitive Paraamians, who have yet to invent metalworking, picked him up and started worshipping him as a god, until he disappears in a dimensional rupture again several years later and reappears in the Hut just after Strategia walked out.

Everybody fixes their menacing stares on NullAshton again, who has no recollection at all of what happened.

"What?"